Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation.

Apr 17

thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

Apr 17

im-dead-and-i-move:

"Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-"

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Apr 17
Apr 17
Apr 17

darning-socks:

Maybe a better title would be “How Not to Socialize”

Apr 17

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

reasons you should date me:

  • i bake things and they taste good usually
  • i will cuddle you always
  • you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not  talk
  • i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
Apr 17

pandavalkyrie:

You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your talents reflect your interests and passions, and what’s important to you is important.

Apr 17

lambishwolf:

zombiemiki:

I stopped by the Tokyo Pokemon Center yesterday and they had two new posters up for the Espurr Wanted!!! promo.

The poster on the left says: I got my pokepuff…

The poster on the right says: If I eat my pokepuff…they will get mad…

(I love how angry the two Meowstics look in the background xD)

What, this is so cute!

Apr 17

makochantachibanana:

dreketh:

applespine:

slowalaska:

bride-between-worlds:

aelmayixd:

:T

are people even real

these new graphics are so sick

these new graphics are so realistic

Whoops, there goes ma pants

BRUH

Apr 17
armadillo:

"And then Deborah was like"

armadillo:

"And then Deborah was like"